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Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Technical Support

Posted by kwame on August 13, 2005 – 11:38 am

“Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?”

* “That’s right, not even McGyver could fix it.”

* “So — what are you wearing?”

* “Duuuuuude! Bummer!”

* “Looks like you’re gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap’n.”

* “Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you’re with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you’re with the FTC.”

* “We can fix this, but you’re gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.”

* “In layman’s terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.”

* “Hold on a second… Mom! Timmy’s hitting me!”

* “Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.”

* “Please hold for Mr. Gates’ attorney.”


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